would you recognize it?

...if it jumped up, and bit you on the ass?

3.27.2005

it's like crack...for your brain.

my friend melissa posted a link to the "best riddle on the interweb". so, of course i had to check it out. now, my friends, i'm addicted. i need help. i'm trying to watch the kentucky / michigan state basketball game right now, but i can't pull myself away from my computer.

so please, i know a few of you would really love this thing. start working on it, and join me in being a totally cracked out nerd.

not pron

3.25.2005

2 effing weeks!

that's it. just 2 weeks till i'm on a plane headed to san frantastic. spending over a week with my lovely little lynniepants. 3 days in tahoe. days and nights filled with huge stacks of chips at the black jack table and a never ending supply of free caucasians. throw in a little moe., and i am one happy girl.

i'm almost there lynnie. so...close...

3.09.2005

i'm a retard. confirmed.

so, for the past, oh i don't know, 10 years of my life i was convinced that they had stopped making peanut butter twix. i remember the exact place i was when i came to this realization, too. i was in 7-11 and i was in high school. i went to the candy aisle, and saw a bunch of twix on display. so i thought to myself, "ooo, i haven't had a peanut butter twix in a long time. i'll get...wait. where the eff are they?" so, it was at that moment that i figured, "well, i haven't had pb twix in a while because they don't make them anymore.

throughout these past 10 years, i've periodically checked convenience stores both in new jersey and here in boston, never finding my dearest pb twix, further cementing my theory.

well, a few weeks ago i posted to a thread on pt that my favorite discontinued food item is pb twix. i get a reply from kflinn that they still make them out in california! so, last weekend he brought some to atlanta for me. which ruled.

now i find out that they in fact still make them everywhere, and a store about a block away from my apartment sells them. i feel like a retard.

thank you, kevin, for your kindness. and for not thinking i'm a retard. i promise to somehow recreate a pb max for you.