i don't effing believe it.

i just got this in an email from kells:

"so are you so excited about the sox? are you going to the parade tomorrow? i was at the law school halloween party last night at gypsy (formerly known as pravda), and Mark Bellhorn and Ellis Burkes were there. I got my picture taken with Mark Bellhorn before he went and made out with several of my law school classmates."

WHAT?!?!?! i missed meeting and possibly making out with mark bellhorn! i'm so ridiculously sad right now. someone come make out with me and cheer me up.

was it because of this.... 

...that this happened? 

the view on brighton ave. 

GO SOX!!!!! 

"it's crazy. houses are on fire. babies are dying..." 

in summary... 

hooray for october!

october is by far my favorite month of the year. the temperature is perfect, it's gorgeous outside, the leaves are all changing color, i get to wear sweaters without needing huge bulky coats. and the month culminates with halloween! how could it possibly be better?

well, i could be getting some ass. that would make it better. did i mention october also makes me ridiculously horny?